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Saturday, February 23, 2008

MOSS Pricing

Source: http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/sharepointserver/FX102176831033.aspx

All prices reflect estimations for purchases within the United States and are representative of a company purchasing a small number of licenses through Microsoft Volume Licensing.

Note All prices are in U.S. dollars unless otherwise noted. For a customized price estimate, please visit the Microsoft Product Licensing Advisor.

ServersEstimated Price
Office SharePoint Server 2007$4424
Office SharePoint Server 2007 for Search Standard$8213
Office SharePoint Server 2007 for Search Enterprise$57,670
Office Forms Server 2007$4424
Client Access LicensesEstimated Price
Office SharePoint Server 2007 Standard CAL$94
Office SharePoint Server 2007 Enterprise CAL1$75
Office Forms Server 2007 CAL$54
Office SharePoint Designer 2007$187
Internet Facing SitesEstimated Price
Office SharePoint Server 2007 for Internet sites$40,943
Office Forms Server 2007 for Internet sites$22,118

1To be licensed for the Enterprise Edition functionality of Office SharePoint Server 2007, both the Standard and Enterprise client access licenses are required.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Joke of the day

Irish Maths Test An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Irishman says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks? "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Irishman. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred." "So, when I start?"

Monday, February 4, 2008

Word of the day is PEBKAC

PEBKAC is an acronym which stands for "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair".[1] The phrase is used by computer experts as a semi-humorous[2] way to describe user errors.

Other variations are POBCAC ("Problem Occurs Between Computer and Chair"), PIBKAC ("Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair"), PEBCAC ("Problem Exists Between Chair and Computer"), PEBMAC ("Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair"), PEBCAK ("Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard"), or EBKAC ("Error Between Keyboard And Chair") and also PICNIC ("Problem In Chair Not In Computer"). The occasionally seen variant PEBKAM ("Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Monitor") would appear to be based on a misunderstanding or misremembrance of the phrase. In 2006, Intel began running a number of PEBKAC web-based advertisements to promote their vPro platform.

Source: Wikipedia